True Pet Stories

There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face
-Ben Williams

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.
-Ann Landers

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult? -Jody Falk

The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue.
-Harry Falk

If there are no dogs in heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.
-Will Rogers

Ever consider what our dogs must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul--chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth!
-Anne Tyler