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A Dog's Plea Treat me kindly, my beloved friend for no heart in all this world is more grateful for kindness than the... Read more |
All I Really Need to Know I Learned from my Dog Never pass up the opportunity to go for a joy ride. Allow the experience of fresh air and the wind... Read more |
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Cat Haiku Cat HaikuYou never feed me.Perhaps I'll sleep on your face.That will sure show you.You must scratch me there!Yes, above my... Read more |
Cats Versus Dogs What is a Cat? 1. Cats do what they want. 2. They rarely listen to you. 3. They are totally... Read more |
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Children As Pets - The Cat Years Children As Pets - The Cat Years ... Read more |
Dog Haiku Dog HaikuI love my master;Thus I perfume myself withThis long-rotten squirrel.I lie belly-upIn the sunshine, happier thanYou ever will beToday... Read more |
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Dog Rules DOG RULES1.Dogs are never permitted in the house. The dog stays outside in aspecially built wooden compartment named, for very... Read more |
Dog's Letters to God Dear God: How come people love to smell flowers, but seldom smell one another? Where are their priorities?Dear God: When... Read more |
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Great Pet Quotes There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face -Ben Williams ... Read more |
More Great Pet Quotes "In dog years I'm dead" --Unknown "Dogs feel very strongly that they should always... Read more |
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My Dog Lives In This House My dog lives in this house. You are welcome to come and visit me anytime but we have a... Read more |
Pet Proverbs "Whoever said you can't buy happiness forgot about little puppies."-- Gene Hill"In dog years I'm dead" -- Unknown"Dogs feel very... Read more |
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Porcupine Babies...Soooo cute! Read more |
Talking Dog For Sale This guy sees a sign in front of a house, "Talking Dog for Sale." He rings the bell and... Read more |
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The Way To Win A Woman's Heart Is Through Her Cat So, you're dating a gal who shares her residence with a cat. If your relationship is going to get anywhere,... Read more |
There is an old Indian proverb that states: When a person dies and goes to heaven there is a gate which leads into heaven, at that gate stands... Read more |
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This is Heaven A man and his dog were walking along a road. The man was enjoying the scenery, when it suddenly occurred... Read more |
Top 10 reasons why a dog doesn't use a computer! 10. T0o0p hqa5rxd 6tt0[o 6ty[p3e 2w9igtjh;pa3wds (It's hard to type with paws) 9. 'Sit' and 'stay' were hard enough; 'delete'... Read more |
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Top 10 Reasons Why Kittens are Better Than Babies Top 10 Reasons Why Kittens are Better Than Babies:Veterinarians have evening hours.Your kitten won't be able to disturb the whole... Read more |
Top 10 Signs You've Gone To a Bad Veterinarian 10. When you hand him your cat, he asks uncomfortably, "Monkey?" 9. Two weeks later, your dog coughs up a... Read more |
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Top Eleven Reasons Dogs Are Better Than Men Top Eleven Reasons Dogs Are Better Than Men1. Dogs do not have problems expressing affection in public.2. Dogs miss you... Read more |
Top Ten Reasons Why A Dog Is Better Than A Woman Top Ten Reasons Why A Dog Is Better Than A Woman10. A dog's parents will never visit you. 9.... Read more |
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Video of Funny Cats Doing Funny Things www.youtube.com/watch?v=1uYfz012j0c Read more |
When you bring a pet into your life, you begin a journey...... THE JOURNEYWhen you bring a pet into your life, you begin a journey — a journey that will bring you... Read more |
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You Know You're A Dog Person When,,,,,,, You can't see out the passenger side of the windshield because there are nose prints all over the inside.You like... Read more |
You're As Good As Your Dog if.......... If you can start the day without caffeine, If you can get going without pep pills, If you can... Read more |
