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A Dog's Plea
Treat me kindly, my beloved friend for no heart in all this world is more grateful for kindness than the... Read more
All I Really Need to Know I Learned from my Dog
Never pass up the opportunity to go for a joy ride. Allow the experience of fresh air and the wind... Read more
Cat Haiku
Cat HaikuYou never feed me.Perhaps I'll sleep on your face.That will sure show you.You must scratch me there!Yes, above my... Read more
Cats Versus Dogs
What is a Cat? 1. Cats do what they want. 2. They rarely listen to you. 3. They are totally... Read more
Children As Pets - The Cat Years
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Dog Haiku
Dog HaikuI love my master;Thus I perfume myself withThis long-rotten squirrel.I lie belly-upIn the sunshine, happier thanYou ever will beToday... Read more
Dog Rules
DOG RULES1.Dogs are never permitted in the house. The dog stays outside in aspecially built wooden compartment named, for very... Read more
Dog's Letters to God
Dear God: How come people love to smell flowers, but seldom smell one another? Where are their priorities?Dear God: When... Read more
Great Pet Quotes
There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face -Ben Williams ... Read more
More Great Pet Quotes
"In dog years I'm dead" --Unknown "Dogs feel very strongly that they should always... Read more
My Dog Lives In This House
My dog lives in this house. You are welcome to come and visit me anytime but we have a... Read more
Pet Proverbs
"Whoever said you can't buy happiness forgot about little puppies."-- Gene Hill"In dog years I'm dead" -- Unknown"Dogs feel very... Read more
Porcupine Babies...Soooo cute!
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Talking Dog For Sale
This guy sees a sign in front of a house, "Talking Dog for Sale." He rings the bell and... Read more
The Way To Win A Woman's Heart Is Through Her Cat
So, you're dating a gal who shares her residence with a cat. If your relationship is going to get anywhere,... Read more
There is an old Indian proverb that states:
When a person dies and goes to heaven there is a gate which leads into heaven, at that gate stands... Read more
This is Heaven
A man and his dog were walking along a road. The man was enjoying the scenery, when it suddenly occurred... Read more
Top 10 reasons why a dog doesn't use a computer!
10. T0o0p hqa5rxd 6tt0[o 6ty[p3e 2w9igtjh;pa3wds (It's hard to type with paws) 9. 'Sit' and 'stay' were hard enough; 'delete'... Read more
Top 10 Reasons Why Kittens are Better Than Babies
Top 10 Reasons Why Kittens are Better Than Babies:Veterinarians have evening hours.Your kitten won't be able to disturb the whole... Read more
Top 10 Signs You've Gone To a Bad Veterinarian
10. When you hand him your cat, he asks uncomfortably, "Monkey?" 9. Two weeks later, your dog coughs up a... Read more
Top Eleven Reasons Dogs Are Better Than Men
Top Eleven Reasons Dogs Are Better Than Men1. Dogs do not have problems expressing affection in public.2. Dogs miss you... Read more
Top Ten Reasons Why A Dog Is Better Than A Woman
Top Ten Reasons Why A Dog Is Better Than A Woman10. A dog's parents will never visit you. 9.... Read more
Video of Funny Cats Doing Funny Things
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When you bring a pet into your life, you begin a journey......
THE JOURNEYWhen you bring a pet into your life, you begin a journey — a journey that will bring you... Read more
You Know You're A Dog Person When,,,,,,,
You can't see out the passenger side of the windshield because there are nose prints all over the inside.You like... Read more
You're As Good As Your Dog if..........
If you can start the day without caffeine, If you can get going without pep pills, If you can... Read more

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